the F word

[phx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g&feature=player_embedded

[Detroit-IRON]

LOL!! phx! ....Let’s Broaden The PROPER Use Of The “F” Word

AGGRESSIVE: FUCK YOU!
AGREEMENT: FUCKIN “A”!
PSYCHOLOGICAL: You’re Fucked UP.
DESPAIR: I’m Fucked.
INTELLIGENCE: You Dumb Fuck.
ETIQUETTE: Pass The Fuckin Salt.
MATHEMATICAL: 69=Fuckin Head.
MUSICAL: Somewhere.… Over The Fuckin Rainbow.
ROMANTIC: Oh MY, You Sweet Thing. Please Let Me Fuck You.
REALITY: It Is Better To Fuck Than Be Fucked.
ANNOYANCE: You’ve Got Some Fucking Nerve.
DIETARY: I Can’t Eat This Fucking Shit.
MENTAL: Are You Fucking With My Head Or What?
PATRIOTIC: I Regret I Have But One Fuck To Give For My Country.
PHILOSOPHICAL: What Is The Sound Of One Person Fucking?
APPERANCE: You Look Like Fucking Shit.
LEGAL: My Lawyer Fucked Me Again.
CHARITY: Don’t Do Me Any Fucking Favors.
JOY: I’m So Happy I Could Just Fuck.
ANIMAL: Hey Cow Get Off My Fucking Face.
Best STATE: CALIFUCKIN FORNIA

NOW.. The Proper Use Of Motherfucker?
Since I’ve Made It My New Years Resolution To TRY To Refrain It’s Use In My Vocabulary,
You’re On You’re Own Guys. …. LOL! …. Wish Me Luck All You Crazy MOTHERFUCKERS!! :wink:

[Detroit-IRON]

NOW….NINE WORDS WOMEN USE, BEWARE! Of This Context!

(1)FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are RIGHT! and YOU Need To Shut The FUCK Up.

(2)FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if YOU have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means Something, and you should be on your Toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in FINE.

(4)GO AHEAD: This is a DARE, NOT Permission.! Don't FUCKING Do It!

(5)LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of Nothing.)

(6)THAT’s OKAY: This is one of the most DANGEROUS statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when YOU will PAY for your Mistake.

(7)THANKS: A woman is Thanking you, do not question, or faint. JUST SAY! you're welcome. I want to add in a clause here - (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks-A-LOT'- That is PURE SARCASM! and she is NOT thanking you at ALL!. DO NOT Say 'You're WELCOME' . that will bring on a 'WHATEVER').

(7a)WHATEVER: Is a woman's way of saying...Go to HELL!

DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT, “I” GOT IT: Another Dangerous Statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's Wrong?' For the Woman's Response Refer TO #3.

Send This To All Your Bro’s To Warn Them About Arguments They Can AVOID IF They Remember This Terminology. & Will HELP Keep Them Outt’a The Shitter .... AND
Send This To All The Women You Know To Give Them A Good LAUGH,
BECAUSE! ...... THEY...... KNOW IT's TRUE!!!

[radofenix]

Hehe, interesting.