How to tell real boobs from fake ones

[GotItFromEbay]

We've had boob discussions on vent before. This should be stickied. :D

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[sTaRzAtNiGhT]

funny :18:
number 5 is so me :D
just thought i would share :D

[SniperNoSniping]

Real boobs FTW.

[Corona]

I dont discriminate. Big or small, real or fake, whatever. Just put'm in my FACE!!!! :D

[Stealthrellik]

Pwnt

[shorty-g|rl]

I dont discriminate. Big or small, real or fake, whatever. Just put'm in my FACE!!!! :D

:18:corona

[Sprinter88]

lmao

[cherokee girl]

real boobs also loose their density with age, making them softer and more likely to sag and bounce with movement.....

Man - getting old can really suck :(

[Stealthrellik]

sux2beu

[Dirk3672]

real boobs also loose their density with age, making them softer and more likely to sag and bounce with movement.....

Man - getting old can really suck :(

You forgot to mention that the same thing happens to guys, but in a different spot. Then the little smart asses can't even be sucked.

[littlebear]

oh my goodness Dirk...

[Blade4509]

Either way boobs are awesome imho. I once missed the bus that drove right past my house because a girl was proudly displaying them to me. :D

[cherokee girl]

You forgot to mention that the same thing happens to guys, but in a different spot. Then the little smart asses can't even be sucked.


You can't be THAT old Dirk....

Getting older means being more creative and supportive. You take care of each other in more interesting ways.

The "wam, bang, thank you mam" doesn't cut it anymore ((( not that it ever really DID. It always left something to be desired in my book ;) )). More time, effort, and skill is neccessary. It can still be just as much fun though. In fact - more so :D

[GotItFromEbay]

Hey hey hey! Less old people sex and more boobs!

[SniperNoSniping]

Hey hey hey! Less old people sex and more boobs!

^I second this^

[sTaRzAtNiGhT]

Hey hey hey! Less old people sex and more boobs!


:18: hahahaha :18:

[Blade4509]

http://www.mattbrandenburg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/tits-or-gtfo.jpg

[SniperNoSniping]

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/Tits-Or-GTFO/1/post-tits-or-gtfo.png

[Stealthrellik]

http://pill-weight-loss.com/images/viagra.jpg
Im getting mine sucked one way or another when im 60+

[SniperNoSniping]

Unless your old lady is all 'No Hector, I dont wanna do it. Im old, and my neck hurts when I woke up and I aint gonna be doing this for 20 minutes. Im old Hector, give me a break, I went from a crazy sex machine to a dainty little flower. ZOMG!'

Then yer' fucked.

Err.
But not literally. :D

[Sprinter88]

:D

[cherokee girl]

Normally us ladies are more willing to do that kind of stuff if we know it will be reciprocated. And age has nothing to do with it :D

[Sprinter88]

Normally us ladies are more willing to do that kind of stuff if we know it will be reciprocated. And age has nothing to do with it :D

ooo

[katiekahne]

Yeah I know all about the gravity thing. Sucks to be a woman with huge boobs unless they are fake cause they are always pointing south! Guess they just want a bit more action with the mans object that is in the southern hemisphere.

[keebler747]

Normally us ladies are more willing to do that kind of stuff if we know it will be reciprocated. And age has nothing to do with it :D

I just learned something about cherokee.

:18::18::18::18:

[Sprinter88]

lol

[Blade4509]

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

[sTaRzAtNiGhT]

LOL poor Blade LOL

everyone post there boob pic lol

i want to see all your man boobs

kidding!

[shorty-g|rl]

LOL poor Blade LOL

everyone post there boob pic lol

i want to see all your man boobs

kidding!


ok, ill get right on that

[Sprinter88]

i dont have man boobs :D but i would love to see all ur boob pics ;)